04.29.08

Dear Nabisco

Posted in Random & Snarky at 8:37 pm by Jules

You bastards. Nilla Wafer Cakesters? One the one hand, you’ve bested my two mortal enemies; the Twinkie and the Oatmeal Cream Pie. On the other, 15% of my daily fat… 10 fucking grams… in five, maybe six bites. I hate you. I take comfort in knowing your place in Hell’s Buffet line is right next to mine….

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