04.29.08

Awww…Cher….

Posted in Stupid Things I find Funny at 7:08 pm by Jules

Boudreaux was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. Doc said, “I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pounds!”

When Boudreaux returned, he shocked the doctor by having lost 50 lbs!

“That’s amazing!’ the doctor said, “Did you follow my instructions?”

Boudreaux nodded..”Yah, I’ll tell you though Doc, I thought I wuz gonna drop dead on dat 3rd day!”

“From the hunger, you mean?” asked the doctor.

Boudreaux: “Hell no, it wuz from from all dat darn skippin!’

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