05.10.07

How the hell did I become a grownup?

Posted in The Latest at 7:53 pm by Jules

Reasons. why. I. know. I’m. officially. a. grownup.

How fucking tired I am on Friday nights.

I look forward to reading the newspaper.

I plan out my drinking binges.

I know what I’d like to cook ahead of time and I go to the grocery store with a list.

I wash clothes according to when other people are out of things.

GUILT and WORRY.

I cry and cry when my friends are sad.