06.07.06
Really, why?
newly emailed joke…
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing “fairly well” for my age. A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, “Do you think I’ll live to be 80?”
He asked, “Do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?”
“Oh no,” I replied. “I’m not doing drugs, either.”
Then he asked, “Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?”
I said, “No, my other doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!”
“Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?”
No, I don’t,” I said.
He asked, “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?”
No,” I said. “I don’t do any of those things.”
He looked at me and said, “Then why do you give a shit?”
Badger said,
June 7, 2006 at 9:07 pm · Edit
HAHAHAHAAAAA! For real, dude!
karla said,
June 8, 2006 at 8:38 am · Edit
OK, THAT is the kind of doctor I want.
amamgets said,
June 9, 2006 at 12:12 pm · Edit
Now THAT is truly true. Glad you’re back (although I’m gone– but soon home again).
Eileen said,
June 9, 2006 at 8:41 pm · Edit
Love the joke. Hate that I didn’t get to partake in Red Lobster. Hope it was good. Cars Monday! Red Lobster SOON!!!
BTW…I know this comment doesn’t really “fit” this post….it’s the wine talking. Wish it was gin and tonic!!
bookhart said,
June 13, 2006 at 11:17 am · Edit
This joke is kind of my philosophy of life.
La Turista said,
June 15, 2006 at 10:41 pm · Edit
OK - now you’re scaring me. Hello! Are you there somewhere? Where are the witty posts? The great pictures? The racy jokes? Did the Mouse take it all out of you and leave you without the strength to blog? I need pictures, man!!!