05.20.06

And what would your response be?

Posted in Stupid Things I find Funny at 8:52 am by Jules

Thanks Angie!

A busy doctor hurries into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tried to write with it. He looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment, then, realizing his mistake, he says, “Well, that’s great…just great… some asshole’s got my pen.”

4 Comments »

  1. amamgets said,

    May 20, 2006 at 4:13 pm · Edit

    BWAH-HAH-HA-HA!!! Seriously, that’s funny.

  2. bookhart said,

    May 21, 2006 at 9:00 am · Edit

    I second Amamgets–BWAH HA HA HA HA!

  3. Badger said,

    May 21, 2006 at 3:33 pm · Edit

    HAHAHAAA! I might actually be able to remember that one, too.

  4. karla said,

    May 22, 2006 at 2:53 am · Edit

    that’s a good one. Me likey.

    though it does remind me of the unfortunate time I pulled a tampon (and a nappy unwrapped one at that, because the bottom of my purse? scary) out of my purse at the library and tried to use it as a pen. There was a LONG line of folks behind me and they ALL saw me trying to sign a check with a big pink Playtex.

    Proud moment. Proud moment indeed.

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