09.19.05

Goddamn it, Oliver!

Posted in Stamp and Huff at 10:36 pm by Jules

My cat is such a fucking freak about food. OK, I get it- kitten food tastes a whole helluva lot better than the lite + hairball control I’ve been putting out for you- but did ya have to start sneaking in the pantry and eating the goddamn puppy food? Fuck- you’re already cylinder shaped, do you really want to lose mobility too? How soon before I start to have to roll you around the house? Jesus Christ- I know that he was an abused cat- but I’ve had him for three years and he weighs close to 25 pounds! Obviously- I’m not starving him! Have I mentioned that when there’s not food out that he goes absolutely banana apeshit? Runs around the house meowing and starts to eat plastic… yeah, that’s hard to find with two kids around. And then pukes said plastic- usually on my favorite surface to clean, carpet!

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