07.08.07

Things I hate

Posted in Stamp and Huff at 4:13 pm by Jules

The Bo Derek Boob bounce action that happens when I run. I DON’T RUN OR JOG.

Women and girls with letters across the ass of their bottom apparel. Exception- babies– as my sister’s baby with “Green Day, Dookie” on his bum was just plain funny.

Forgetting to get something at the store… and finding out as soon as I get home….

Cat vomit.

Dog shit.

Emails that threaten bad luck and/or a big ass if I don’t do something.

Being late.

Misuse of nouns and verbs when speaking. ie “We is…” or “Oncst”- serious fork in the eye.

And lastly and mostly, a couple of days ago the kids and I were out working in the front yard when a low flying crop dusting plane went by and they both freaked out about terrorists. That’s seriously sad. Worrying about whether or not a tiny plane was going to bomb me was not part of being a little kid. Now, apparently, it is.