10.26.06
Blondes…
Thanks Glenda!
Two bored casino dealers are standing at the craps table. A very attractive buxom blond woman from Alabama arrived and bet $20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.” With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice and yelled, Come on, baby…. Southern Girl needs new shoes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down and squealed “YES! YES! I WON! I WON!” She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I don’t know… I thought you were watching.”
Moral to the Story
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blonds are dumb.
However, all men - are men.