05.15.06
Moon, we’re even…
For a birthday party for Tyler long past, Moon let Max pick out the present. What did he get?
THIS!
It’s called Cyborg City…. and it came with SLIME. Yes, that’s right, my so called bestest friend gave my son a screaming robot headed battery requiring racetrack with GOO. Said goo even included warnings on staining carpet and clothing….
Some of the cyborg phrases that are forever burned into my brain?
IT’S TIME FOR SLIME!
YOU’RE IN MY CITY NOW!
Sob, it’s evil!
For years I’ve plotted and threatened to give Max various things such as
Bag of broken glass
A puppy
A “how to make a campfire in the house” kit
His very own real knife set
But, maniacal laughter here, I’ve found it!
Yeah, I got Max a stuffed dog that actually and loudly farts for his birthday, couched in knowledge as I did get him one of the books, too.
I’ve not all evil- I did make the kid a birthday cake from scratch.
Did I mention that I have a long memory?