04.08.06
My cousin Scott
I’ve got this cousin that belongs behind bars again/permanently. I’m serious- he’s back shudderingly creepy. His dad (a founding member of the gloom, despair and agony on me club) just had a heart attack and while in the hospital Scott got arrested. More common place than newsworthy, but this time, Scott got picked up outside a pawn shop with all of his dad’s tools. Awesome! And- ONE of the arrest warrants was due to Scott breaking into a friend’s house. Believe it or not, ladies,- he’s single!
Just got off the phone with my dad. Here’s all I could remember him saying about his remarkable nephew.
He looks so goddamn pathetic I’d rather drop a brick on my foot than look at him.
…Ol’ long nasty hair that looks like it’s four days past washing.
Looks like a pencil that somebody done chewed up.